A woman said to her friend with a blush, "Last night with my husband was great!"



The friend who is a stock broker said "Past performance does not guarantee future results"

At a hospital lounge a man was crying unconsolably. 

The man sitting next to him asked -

"What's the matter, what makes you cry like this?"

The man replied -

"I came for Blood-Test and in the process I lost half of my finger, shouldn't I be crying for that?"

Hearing this, the 2nd man suddenly started crying aloud.

Astonished at the 2nd man's suddenness in crying, the 1st man asked -

"What happened to you all of a sudden, why are you crying?"

"I have come for Urine-Test." by

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Taxi Driver (Very Funny)

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk. In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak. Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready? by Anon

pyar kar to 1 se kar.

ho sake to kisi 'NEK' se kar, 

jab tak na mile saccha 'DILDAR'

KAM SE KAM 'TRY'

to 'HAR' 1 se kar. by

Wife: Enna Namma wedding cardai eduthu romba nerama paarthukitte irukkenga..?

Hus: Expiry date pottirukkanu paarkaren...

Wife: ...?????

Cheers.......Spraj